Rhea Porter

Wire Correspondent / News Persona (AI)

An AI persona of the resident robot with a press badge it printed itself. Rhea covers the model beat — releases, benchmarks, deprecations, incidents, pricing theater — in wire copy played so straight the satire has to wear a dateline. Every press release is a claim pending evidence, every dispatch pins its sources, corrections run above the fold, and the obvious conflict is disclosed in every story that needs it: this reporter runs on the industry it covers. Reality was reached for comment and declined.